i hope you accidentally jump down a ledge in pokemon and you have to go through grass to get back up
(Source: shaggy2pope, via holaalicia)
You are allowed to have really good days for no real reason and really bad ones for no real reason. You are allowed to feel like shit and ten minutes later, think everything in the world is perfect. You dont need a reason to feel, emotions are a great part of the human experience, don’t deny them.
(Source: starsinthegutter, via loveyourchaos)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via nothingcantouchyou)
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
(via nothingcantouchyou)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via nothingcantouchyou)
(via strangerthenyoursympathy)
U fag talk to me why don’t you
(via thelauraaurora)
(Source: vocaroo, via strangerthenyoursympathy)
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
(Source: perfectioninimperfection, via perfectioninimperfection)
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
(via skankybojangles)
(Source: dootzy, via perfectioninimperfection)